welcome to my life. each day something happens to me on a scale ranging from unfortunate to unbelievable to nadirish. (as a graduate of the kaplan GRE test prep comprehensive book i purchased at b & n, i feel qualified to utilize words like nadir, and its antonym: zenith. i also feel qualified to append nouns to adjectives as needed).
maybe you've lost a shoe - but have you ever lost a single croc in the thai embassy? perhaps you've ran into a door - but has an automatic door ever ripped off your big toenail? surely you've thrown up after a long night of drinking - but have you ever thrown up a bottle of vladi in a food bank during a boyscouts canned food drive? i. think. not.
I hope yours will be more successful than mine. You're off to an exceptional start.
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ReplyDeletecan u unfan peter? i really dont actually like him, he just caught me at a weak moment
ReplyDeletedaily nadir: at peters house.
ReplyDeletemy daily nadir: at pater shouse
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ReplyDeletedrunk commenting: your daily nadir.
smooches.
we were never dating. were not dating. don't talk to me again
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Love
Gay LAxer
Do your chores so you can get the droid
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