Saturday, November 28, 2009

i can haz blog?

welcome to my life. each day something happens to me on a scale ranging from unfortunate to unbelievable to nadirish. (as a graduate of the kaplan GRE test prep comprehensive book i purchased at b & n, i feel qualified to utilize words like nadir, and its antonym: zenith. i also feel qualified to append nouns to adjectives as needed).

maybe you've lost a shoe - but have you ever lost a single croc in the thai embassy? perhaps you've ran into a door - but has an automatic door ever ripped off your big toenail? surely you've thrown up after a long night of drinking - but have you ever thrown up a bottle of vladi in a food bank during a boyscouts canned food drive? i. think. not.

"Dignity Optional" was taken so you'll just have to enjoy The Daily Nadir - and i expect you to check this daily.

11 comments:

  1. I hope yours will be more successful than mine. You're off to an exceptional start.

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  2. THIS WAS MY IDEA. JUST SO EVERYONE KNOWS

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  3. can u unfan peter? i really dont actually like him, he just caught me at a weak moment

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  4. annie -

    drunk commenting: your daily nadir.

    smooches.

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  5. we were never dating. were not dating. don't talk to me again

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  6. MARy- are u fatty fatty no friends? i know u are dont lie

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  7. Dear Author,
    Your thoughts on the Twiligh pheneneoieoiroeiro
    Love
    Gay LAxer

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  8. Do your chores so you can get the droid

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  9. Also this is what Annie was looking at before she left this morning. http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2009/03/taylor-lautner-shirtless-abs.jpg

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