nadir from last night

zenith or nadir? i report. you decide.

(937): Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?

oh wait, this isn't fox news. is this dude even serious? (in the interest of balanced reporting: yes, i realize this human could be a woman). but honestly, there are doors on bathrooms for a reason. tandem toilets do not exist for a reason (really?). girls sit down while peeing for a reason.

men of southwest ohio: you're dead to me - especially those who use "me" in place of "my."